My Inner Bikini Carwash

You might be wondering... 'What, exactly, is going on in here?' We're having the Bikini Carwash of a LIFETIME, and you're ALL invited to join! Sounds a little risky, no? Well, let me explain...

First, we have to strip down and expose our inner bikini. That bikini represents something in all of us that wants to be seen, heard, admired, and empowered.

Second, we have to spraypaint our cardboard sign for the public to say 'BIKINI CARWASH EVERYDAY', we're all our best selves and ready to scrub down.

Third, we need a water supply and some soap. In this case words flow like water, we all need water or nothing gets clean, and water is the catalyst for washing away the weight of extra crap that we don't need. Soap, in this case, is the funny shit that makes bubbles and carries away all of the fucks we used to give and don't need anymore.

Fourth, the cars that come in for a cleaning represent our daily lives. Situations that my confront that need different treatment. Every car is different, and so are our lives. But they all get clean in the same way. A little water, a little soap, and a GLORIOUS woman in a mental bikini scrubbing it down.

And finally the last step... Sending the cars on their way after the service with a smile and a wave, because that job has passed, the fucks you thought you had to give about it are gone, and the only person left is you. GLORIOUS YOU. In your hot bikini, waiting for the next car. And with every car that comes and goes, you get better at cleaning them up, rinsing yourself off, and moving on to the next one in line. Sometimes there might be more than one car in your bay... but you've got water, soap, and your bikini for DAAAAAAYS.

So join in our Bitchin' Bikini Carwash for some encouragement, some empowerment, and some thoughts on your bikini that every woman needs to be reminded of. Myself included.
Grab a sponge, girls! LET'S GET SCRUBBIN'! Rose Royce on Soul Train - 'Car Wash'